Then I said something, and he was like "only call if you have something to actually talk about" I was returning HIS call, so whatever... then he said he was just being a dick 'cause he knew it would bug me. Gee, thanks.
As I was finishing my paperwork, I told him I either had to go, or call him back from my cell... he was like "why would you call me back, do you have anything else to say?"
Argggh, seriously, what crawled up his ass lately? I want my best friend back.