Just call me a Turnip.

So... I began to cough... like COUGH. I thought I popped a stitch I was coughing so hard. So I took a cough suppressant. Now I have a random rash all over the upper part of my chest... like where you would see in a T-shirt. Why? who the fuck knows. AND to top it off, I have a welt, the size of a closed fist on my right hip that is itchy and hot to the touch, and seems to be having a rash start from there. Anyone have a hole I can crawl under? Don't forget... the initial surgical areas? Still hurt like a bitch. aren't I a bundle of fucking joy?

I called in, and talked to the on call doctor, which is really the orth. doc or something like that who explains things and doesn't work on people and I have decided is sleeping with my doctor. Anyhoo... I am supposed to go in tomorrow, because DUH, a random rash isn't good, and BIG DUH a HUGE FUCKING welt that is hot and itchy really isn't good. I wanna cry and hold something.