Something has to be wrong with that muscle. nothing should hurt this much normally, and if it does... I want morphine. I can't keep crying myself to sleep EVERY night from the pain.
Even through my bawling, I found this amusing. In the "Loose Talk" section:
"We've been together for about nine years. I wooed him." Joking about Internet rumors that he and his Lord of the Rings costar Elijah Wood are a couple, - Dominic Monaghan