Jean-Claude's White Rose (firefly319) wrote,
Jean-Claude's White Rose

The longest meme EVER. Gakked from babylonqueen.

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I miss somebody right now.  (My grandmother. I never knew how hard it was to lose someone you love.) × I don't watch much TV these days.  (Well, I watch Tivo. I don't watch a lot of *live* tv.) I own lots of books.  (Are you kidding me? I have an overflowing bookshelf.)
I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Just at night, while driving... if I remember to.) I love to play video games.  (Woo! Playstation 2 & PSP. I go through spurts of playing a LOT.) × I've tried marijuana(I almost did. Didn't inhale. Heh. Seriously, just didn't happen. I've been to Amsterdam too. *hangs head in shame*)
I've watched porn movies.  (Well, never a full length one... but come on, I dont think you can make it through the QAF fandom without watching one. LOL... well, most people anyways.) × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (No, but dude... I have had a couple.) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Usually. There are always exceptions to the rule.)
I curse sometimes.  (Fuck no. I don't fucking curse. Ever. *grin*) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (I think I have grown up a lot... understood my independance more.) × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (Uh, right. In case I need an emergency shave?)
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× I have broken someone's bones(Ouch. Not to my knowledge.) I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Doesn't everyone?) × I hate the rain(What the hell? I love the rain. I miss the Georgia rain only because warm rain is the coolest shit out there. Cold rain is cool too though.)
I'm paranoid at times.  (What? Who said that?) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (Um. Yes. I think I have established that lately.) I need/want money right now.  (I want money, lots and lots of money.)
I love sushi.  (Hell yes. I love sushi. My favorite is this one with the little red eggs on top with a quail egg raw on top. Num.) I talk really, really fast.  (I can. Sometimes I am mellow, but sometimes I articulate about as fast my brain is going.) × I have fresh breath in the morning.  (Huh? I don't sniff myself... but most people have morning breath, don't they?)
I have long hair.  (It is a lot longer than it looks too. Curly hair is deceiving.) I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Not a lot thankfully. I don't really bet that much... I do like trying new stuff though. I do blackjack and I am sort of learning Craps.) I have at least one sibling.  (Yup. I think that is what he is. ;))
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.  (I wish. Oh well.) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (Well, fingernails... again, haven't most people? The only time I wore fake eyelashes was for Halloween.) I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (With the number of solicitors and people I don't want to talk to? Absolutely.)
× I like the way that I look.  (Uh, no. Not at all really.) × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (Not that I know of. Actually I told her something that I had been keeping from her and she spit her beer out.) I am usually pessimistic.  (Eh. I guess so. I usually find it hard to be positive.)
I have a lot of mood swings.  (Not as much since I have been on my depression meds.) × I think prostitution should be legalized.  (Ew. I can't think of a reason why I would.) × I slept with a roommate(No. Thankfully.)
I have a hidden talent.  (I can make my tongue curl into three loops at once. Looks kind of like a clam shell. Didn't keep that hidden did I?) × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.  (I am never hyper no mater how much sugar I have...) × I have a lot of friends(I don't know what makes a "lot"... I will say that I have a close, select group of friends.)
I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Pecked? Um, my friend always gives me a peck when she is drunk. Her husband just laughs.) × I enjoy talking on the phone.   (Actually, I'd prefer talking on the computer... I don't know, the phone really irritates me sometimes.) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.  (Hell yes! I stay in them when I don't have to go anywhere. Which is quite often...)
I love to shop and/or window shop.  (I guess on the internet counts. eBay is my crack.) I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.  (I guess so... I mean, I write in it often enough, but I don't cry if I can't.) × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother(No! I love my mommy.)
I have a mobile phone.  (Of course! I have had many.) × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.  (Nope. Once you have done it, you really avoid doing it again.) I've rejected someone before.  (Yes... I don't remember when, but yes.)
× I currently like/love someone.  (No. Unless actors count. ;)) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (That sort of freaks me out... no clue.) I want to have children in the future.  (Yes, absolutely.)
I have changed a diaper before.  (Yes. Ew.) × I've called the cops on a friend before.  (Not on a friend... but I have called them before.) × I'm not allergic to anything.  (I wish! I hate having allergies.)
I have a lot to learn.  (I am sure I do. Life is always teaching you.) I am shy around the opposite sex.  (Sometimes. It depends... that is why I like the internet.) × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.  (No, I'm not. I just am on when I am either on-line, downloading, or something...)
I have at least 5 away messages saved.  (I am sure I do. Do they all have to be on the same messenger?) I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Yes to alcohol and yes to prescription drugs only.) × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  (No. That is cold. I am not that big of a bitch anyhow.)
I own the "South Park" movie.  (Of course! I watched it 10 times (or more) before seeing the ending. I always fell asleep.) × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal(Avoided? No. Have I done it at work? Yes.) I enjoy some country music.  (I guess. Not much, but yes.)
I would die for my best friends.  (Of course, that is why they are my best friends, right?) I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.  (Um... sometimes. There are some things.) × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (I am so not sexy, so that wouldn't happen.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (I think Halloween is okay. I like the alcohol and parties.) × I have dated a close friend's ex(No, I have not. I'm tired of them by the time they are.) × I am happy at this moment.  (I am not really happen at any moment.)
I'm obsessed with guys.  (A bit. Mostly I obsess over people I will never meet. Don't get hurt that way.) Democrat.  (Yes, I am. Thanks for asking.) × Republican(Let's see... homophobic, close minded, asshats...)
I don't even know what I am.  (Besides a human and a female, I'm fairly stumped.) × I am punk rockish.  (Punk rockish? Let me find my spiky hair.) I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (Absolutely. I have enough problem seeing people my age as mature, I don't need to look at anyone younger.)
× I study for tests most of the time.  (Thankfully, I am done with tests.) × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.  (Um. Odd question. I am pretty normal when it comes to the shoe tying.) × I can work on a car(I can pump the gas. Does that count?)
I love my job(s).  (I actually do like this job. The great thing about the internet is that you can make fun of people without them knowing.) × I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (No. Not at all. Thanks.) I have more than just my ears pierced.  (Why yes... I do. My tongue & nose. :))
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (Hmmm... the techinal answer is no, because I only walk barefoot in the house, not wherever.) × I have jumped off a bridge(No. I missed my chance of ever doing that. I don't think they allow people with spinal cord stimulators to bungee jump.) × I love sea turtles(Huh? Why would I love sea turtles?)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup(I buy the cheapest shit out there. Hee.) × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (I wish I could do something huge, but I doubt I will.) I am proficient on a musical instrument.  (Well, I used to be on the French Horn & the Mellophone.)
I hate office jobs.  (Very very very much.) I went to college out of state.  (I did. For a year in Colorado (I lived in Georgia).) × I am adopted(Nope. They tell me I'm theirs. Heh.)
× I am a pyro.   (That would be a no. I am a puss about fire. Hee.) × I have thrown up from crying too much.  (I dont know if I knew that was a possibility.) I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (Unfortunately, yes.)
I fall for the worst people.  (Unfortunately I do. I always fall for the asshole.) × I adore bright colours(No, I like darker colors (the writer of this quiz is Canadian, eh?)) × I usually like covers better than originals.   (Sometimes I like them both.)
I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.  (Sadly, I enjoy them.) I can pick up things with my toes.  (Um, I think a penny or something.) × I can't whistle(I can so whistle. I am a champ. ;))
I have ridden/owned a horse.  (I rode one when I was really young.) I still have every journal I've ever written in.  (Well, I think I have written in one, and I think it is somewhere around here.) × I talk in my sleep.  (No, not in my sleep... but sometimes when I have an Ambien I can't remember conversations from before the "7 - 8 hours" is up.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century(No, actually I like contemporary stuff.) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.  (Sometimes. Usually television, movies, or reading.) × I wear a toe ring(I think I tried once, but I didn't like the way it felt.)
I have a tattoo.  (I have 6... and I want more! Addiction cool.) × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (I work at home, the only person I see is my father, so no.) × I am a caffeine junkie.  (Used to be. But no, I dont care about caffeine.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.  (Riiiight. Um, no, I'm not.) × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder(No, I would not. Even if I could get away with it, I would still know I did it.) × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.  (No... I try not to. Clutter is bad.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.  (I don't really like wine.) × I'm an artist(No, it would be cool, but I suck.) × I am ambidextrous(Not at all. I am pathetic with my non-dominant hand.)
I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (Hee! I can fit, but I have lots of them on there.) × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony(Hell no. I don't like looking at myself naked, let alone have other people see it.) I have terrible teeth.  (Well, 3 root canals and the damn things still hurt. I am talented.)
× I hate my toes(I really dont have a strong feelings about my toes.) I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (Well, yeah. I thought it would be interesting... and very long.) I have more friends on the internet than in real life.  (Absolutely. I like it that way. Unless it was them in my real life a lot. Then that would be sweet.)
I have lived in either three different states or countries.  (Yes. Exactly three.) × I am extremely flexible(In what sense of the word? Nah, I guess not.) × I love hugs more than kisses(I love them both.)
× I want to own my own business(It would be cool, but too much to do.) × I smoke(Hell no. I'll have maybe one if drinking, but rarely.) I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.  (Probably. It is usually my savior when I can not sleep.)
Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (I should hope not. Normal is boring... besides, normal compared to what?) Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (A trickle? That is an understatement. I am totally emotional with that crap.) × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (Oh yeah... you know me and my uzi.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (Ew. No.) I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (I can't imagine anyone thinking it would be wonderful to have someone unpleased with them.) × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.  (Not by others, but I know that I am. I dont usually do it around others though.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.  (I am going to say no, but I was in the room watching when others were playing.) I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (Well, I didn't seek the help, it was pretty much forced upon me.) I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (I do. Too much unexplained shit happens not to. Plus, it gives Supernatural more stories to write about.)
× I can't stand being alone(Ha. I love it. I mean, sometimes I get lonely, but I treasure my time alone SO much.) I have at least one obsession at any given time.  (Sure. I am usually obsessing over a show or movie or band or... you get the picture.) × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (First off EW, and second off, who the hell comes up with this?)
I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.  (Well, at the time I don't think it is too much... but I get this "Oooh, I must own ___" and then I obsess until it's mine.) × I'm a judgmental asshole(Heh. This one kind of made me giggle. I don't think I am.) × I'm a HUGE drama-queen(Nah. I am actually the one that people usually think "How can she go through all that and remain calm?")
I have travelled on more than one continent.  (Yep. Two. Wow, that sucks... I gotta go to more.) × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (Nah. Since I have become a "grown-up" he has been much better.) × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (No. I could give a shit.)
× I am a Libertarian(Hmmm... I will have to think about this one. I do agree with some of their views...) × I can speak more than one language(Je parle Francais un peu. I hope that was right. I speak so little of it that I can not mark this. I wish I could though.) I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (You know, this one is an "it depends" kind of question. If I am exhausted, I can sleep anywhere... like when I didnt feel well and was really tired and I fell asleep in the audience of a STOMP concert. I'm good.)
I would rather read than watch TV.  (Sometimes this is very true. When I don't want to think, and I just want mindless entertainment, then TV is the way to go. Otherwise I love getting caught up in a good book.) × I like reading fact more than fiction.  (Hell no. I like Jean-Claude and gang damn it.) I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (Um... who hasn't?)
× I have no piercings(Does 8 count as none? ;)) I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (I spent the night at the airport twice. Once in the line waiting to check in with a friend, we slept on the floor... until my asst band director that happened to be a judge there kicked me to wake me up. He thought it was funny. The other time I had a 5:55 AM flight and got to the airport at like 11 PM. I wound all my bags around me, and went to sleep. There are other times at other places but... that is enough.) I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.  (Um. This is written weird. I guess I have been so upset over my body I cried? Then yes. If it is literal, and I was so upset over all of women in general, then no.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.  (Nope. My parents are together and we don't celebrate Christmas.) × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.  (Not really. I mean, it may have crossed my mind, but not in a significant way.) I like most animals better than most people.  (Hell yes. Animals are cool, they forgive easily, they are always loving, they don't judge... I could go on and on.)
I own a collection of retro games consoles.  (Somewhere I have a Playstation, Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, N64, Nintendo, Super Nintendo... so yes.) The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (Now that 3 of my limbs are injured, yes. That could be quite painful.) × I have hit someone with a dead fish(Huh? Why exactly would I have done this?)
I am compulsively honest.  (For the most part. I don't offer up information, but if asked, I am pretty honest.) × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.  (Um. No.) × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (HELL NO. Hell would have to move to Antarctica.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex(Um. No. No gender indentity issues here.) × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (No, although some days I give up on boys.) × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (Well, not because I forgot to.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.  (No. I have nothing but my fans on.) × I dislike milk(Mmmm. Milk.) × I obsessively wash my hands.  (No, just when I need to.)
I always carry something significant around with me.  (I have my two rings that my wifey and my wifey in law have too.) × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.  (I think that would itch.) × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.  (Nah. Sometimes I am aware, and other times I don't care, and am faily oblivious.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother(I would probably. I love my mommy.) × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.  (um. no.) I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (I am sure I have at one point or another. I dont care what others think of the things I like.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.  (No, thankfully.) Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (I am marking this because most of the time, I feel for people, but every once in a while, I could give a shit (usually if I could give a shit about the person) and I just want to shut their whiny asses up.) I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.  (Not a drag race, per say, but we played against another car in traffic and jumped in front of each other back and forth. I think we were going 105-110. I wasn't driving, and it wasn't smart, but damn did we make good time.)
I do not 'get' most comedy acts.  (If it is very funny, I get it. Some things that other people laugh at though, I just stare.) × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (I don't care. As long as it isn't me getting forced to do it, whatever floats their boats.) I don't like to chew gum.  (I like to, my jaw, on the other hand, does not like me to.)
I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.  (I don't care about going back in time for history, I just want to use a time machine!) × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car(Heh. Thankfully I remember where mine is.) I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (I am sure I did. I can't remember examples, but I am sure I did.)
I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.  (Yes, I do. I think it would makes things a little better at least.) × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (Never have, never will.) I love to sing.  (To myself. In the car/shower/bedroom. Not in front of anyone else.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.  (No, I do not want to. Yes, I currently do.) × I have a custom-built computer(Nope. Got my laptop with the features it came with (a little upgraded, but not custom).) I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (Rawr.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (This questions is just... ew.) × I've gone skinny-dipping(Nope.) I've performed in three plays.  (Over the years... yes.)
I enjoy burritos.  (I love Mexican food.) × I'm Irish and loving it.  (Nope...) × I have a thing for redheads(Not really.)
× I am a twin(Nope. That would be cool though.) × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.  (This one is hard... I don't like to party or anything, but I don't consider watching tv, reading, or chatting on line as "intellectual.") × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (Not in my personal life, unfortunately. That is how I act when I work for a company though.)
I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.  (Of course!!! Who wouldn't? I don't care if those mistakes got me to where I am today. I'd like to be in a better place, thanks.) I sleep more than 12 hours a day.  (If I can, I usually do.) I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.  (I don't think I have accomplished all that much to be proud of, but hey... I could always be prouder.)
I need more time to myself.  (I get a hell of a lot of time to myself, but I still get annoyed when things happen and I am forced to hang out with people.) × I wish I was more open-minded(Not really. I think I am very open-minded.) × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.  (Um... no.)
I download songs from the internet.  (Hehe. Yes!) × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.  (Oh. Anime. Got it. No clue what Ch. 58 is.) × I say random things to freak people out.  (No, not often.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note(Like I said before. No idea what happens in Death Note, so I don't care about the ending.) × I love playing Truth or Dare(I wouldn't say "love" but it is fun sometimes.) × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.  (Depends on the song.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.  (Um, music just makes me smile usually...) × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.  (I don't do sports.) I think this survey is particularly long.  (WTF? Yes!)
I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (Yes! Very much so! *hugs flist*) × I can only hate someone that I love.  (No... no, I can definitely hate someone that I just hate.) × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks(Nope... never.)

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