| × I have broken someone's bones. (Ouch. Not to my knowledge.) |
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Doesn't everyone?) |
× I hate the rain. (What the hell? I love the rain. I miss the Georgia rain only because warm rain is the coolest shit out there. Cold rain is cool too though.) |
| ✓ I'm paranoid at times. (What? Who said that?) |
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Um. Yes. I think I have established that lately.) |
✓ I need/want money right now. (I want money, lots and lots of money.) |
| ✓ I love sushi. (Hell yes. I love sushi. My favorite is this one with the little red eggs on top with a quail egg raw on top. Num.) |
✓ I talk really, really fast. (I can. Sometimes I am mellow, but sometimes I articulate about as fast my brain is going.) |
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Huh? I don't sniff myself... but most people have morning breath, don't they?) |
| ✓ I have long hair. (It is a lot longer than it looks too. Curly hair is deceiving.) |
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Not a lot thankfully. I don't really bet that much... I do like trying new stuff though. I do blackjack and I am sort of learning Craps.) |
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Yup. I think that is what he is. ;)) |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (I wish. Oh well.) |
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Well, fingernails... again, haven't most people? The only time I wore fake eyelashes was for Halloween.) |
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (With the number of solicitors and people I don't want to talk to? Absolutely.) |
| × I like the way that I look. (Uh, no. Not at all really.) |
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Not that I know of. Actually I told her something that I had been keeping from her and she spit her beer out.) |
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Eh. I guess so. I usually find it hard to be positive.) |
| ✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Not as much since I have been on my depression meds.) |
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Ew. I can't think of a reason why I would.) |
× I slept with a roommate. (No. Thankfully.) |
| ✓ I have a hidden talent. (I can make my tongue curl into three loops at once. Looks kind of like a clam shell. Didn't keep that hidden did I?) |
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I am never hyper no mater how much sugar I have...) |
× I have a lot of friends. (I don't know what makes a "lot"... I will say that I have a close, select group of friends.) |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked? Um, my friend always gives me a peck when she is drunk. Her husband just laughs.) |
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Actually, I'd prefer talking on the computer... I don't know, the phone really irritates me sometimes.) |
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Hell yes! I stay in them when I don't have to go anywhere. Which is quite often...) |
| ✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I guess on the internet counts. eBay is my crack.) |
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I guess so... I mean, I write in it often enough, but I don't cry if I can't.) |
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No! I love my mommy.) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. (Of course! I have had many.) |
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nope. Once you have done it, you really avoid doing it again.) |
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Yes... I don't remember when, but yes.) |
| × I currently like/love someone. (No. Unless actors count. ;)) |
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (That sort of freaks me out... no clue.) |
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Yes, absolutely.) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yes. Ew.) |
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (Not on a friend... but I have called them before.) |
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I wish! I hate having allergies.) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (I am sure I do. Life is always teaching you.) |
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Sometimes. It depends... that is why I like the internet.) |
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (No, I'm not. I just am on when I am either on-line, downloading, or something...) |
| ✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I am sure I do. Do they all have to be on the same messenger?) |
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Yes to alcohol and yes to prescription drugs only.) |
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (No. That is cold. I am not that big of a bitch anyhow.) |
| ✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Of course! I watched it 10 times (or more) before seeing the ending. I always fell asleep.) |
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Avoided? No. Have I done it at work? Yes.) |
✓ I enjoy some country music. (I guess. Not much, but yes.) |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. (Of course, that is why they are my best friends, right?) |
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Um... sometimes. There are some things.) |
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (I am so not sexy, so that wouldn't happen.) |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is okay. I like the alcohol and parties.) |
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (No, I have not. I'm tired of them by the time they are.) |
× I am happy at this moment. (I am not really happen at any moment.) |
| ✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (A bit. Mostly I obsess over people I will never meet. Don't get hurt that way.) |
✓ Democrat. (Yes, I am. Thanks for asking.) |
× Republican. (Let's see... homophobic, close minded, asshats...) |
| ✓ I don't even know what I am. (Besides a human and a female, I'm fairly stumped.) |
× I am punk rockish. (Punk rockish? Let me find my spiky hair.) |
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Absolutely. I have enough problem seeing people my age as mature, I don't need to look at anyone younger.) |
| × I study for tests most of the time. (Thankfully, I am done with tests.) |
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Um. Odd question. I am pretty normal when it comes to the shoe tying.) |
× I can work on a car. (I can pump the gas. Does that count?) |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (I actually do like this job. The great thing about the internet is that you can make fun of people without them knowing.) |
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (No. Not at all. Thanks.) |
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Why yes... I do. My tongue & nose. :)) |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Hmmm... the techinal answer is no, because I only walk barefoot in the house, not wherever.) |
× I have jumped off a bridge. (No. I missed my chance of ever doing that. I don't think they allow people with spinal cord stimulators to bungee jump.) |
× I love sea turtles. (Huh? Why would I love sea turtles?) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (I buy the cheapest shit out there. Hee.) |
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I wish I could do something huge, but I doubt I will.) |
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Well, I used to be on the French Horn & the Mellophone.) |
| ✓ I hate office jobs. (Very very very much.) |
✓ I went to college out of state. (I did. For a year in Colorado (I lived in Georgia).) |
× I am adopted. (Nope. They tell me I'm theirs. Heh.) |
| × I am a pyro. (That would be a no. I am a puss about fire. Hee.) |
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (I dont know if I knew that was a possibility.) |
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Unfortunately, yes.) |
| ✓ I fall for the worst people. (Unfortunately I do. I always fall for the asshole.) |
× I adore bright colours. (No, I like darker colors (the writer of this quiz is Canadian, eh?)) |
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Sometimes I like them both.) |
| ✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Sadly, I enjoy them.) |
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Um, I think a penny or something.) |
× I can't whistle. (I can so whistle. I am a champ. ;)) |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I rode one when I was really young.) |
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Well, I think I have written in one, and I think it is somewhere around here.) |
× I talk in my sleep. (No, not in my sleep... but sometimes when I have an Ambien I can't remember conversations from before the "7 - 8 hours" is up.) |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (No, actually I like contemporary stuff.) |
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Sometimes. Usually television, movies, or reading.) |
× I wear a toe ring. (I think I tried once, but I didn't like the way it felt.) |
| ✓ I have a tattoo. (I have 6... and I want more! Addiction cool.) |
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (I work at home, the only person I see is my father, so no.) |
× I am a caffeine junkie. (Used to be. But no, I dont care about caffeine.) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Riiiight. Um, no, I'm not.) |
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (No, I would not. Even if I could get away with it, I would still know I did it.) |
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (No... I try not to. Clutter is bad.) |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I don't really like wine.) |
× I'm an artist. (No, it would be cool, but I suck.) |
× I am ambidextrous. (Not at all. I am pathetic with my non-dominant hand.) |
| ✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Hee! I can fit, but I have lots of them on there.) |
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Hell no. I don't like looking at myself naked, let alone have other people see it.) |
✓ I have terrible teeth. (Well, 3 root canals and the damn things still hurt. I am talented.) |
| × I hate my toes. (I really dont have a strong feelings about my toes.) |
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Well, yeah. I thought it would be interesting... and very long.) |
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Absolutely. I like it that way. Unless it was them in my real life a lot. Then that would be sweet.) |
| ✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Yes. Exactly three.) |
× I am extremely flexible. (In what sense of the word? Nah, I guess not.) |
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I love them both.) |
| × I want to own my own business. (It would be cool, but too much to do.) |
× I smoke. (Hell no. I'll have maybe one if drinking, but rarely.) |
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Probably. It is usually my savior when I can not sleep.) |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I should hope not. Normal is boring... besides, normal compared to what?) |
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (A trickle? That is an understatement. I am totally emotional with that crap.) |
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Oh yeah... you know me and my uzi.) |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Ew. No.) |
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I can't imagine anyone thinking it would be wonderful to have someone unpleased with them.) |
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Not by others, but I know that I am. I dont usually do it around others though.) |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. (I am going to say no, but I was in the room watching when others were playing.) |
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Well, I didn't seek the help, it was pretty much forced upon me.) |
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I do. Too much unexplained shit happens not to. Plus, it gives Supernatural more stories to write about.) |
| × I can't stand being alone. (Ha. I love it. I mean, sometimes I get lonely, but I treasure my time alone SO much.) |
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Sure. I am usually obsessing over a show or movie or band or... you get the picture.) |
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (First off EW, and second off, who the hell comes up with this?) |
| ✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Well, at the time I don't think it is too much... but I get this "Oooh, I must own ___" and then I obsess until it's mine.) |
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (Heh. This one kind of made me giggle. I don't think I am.) |
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Nah. I am actually the one that people usually think "How can she go through all that and remain calm?") |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Yep. Two. Wow, that sucks... I gotta go to more.) |
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Nah. Since I have become a "grown-up" he has been much better.) |
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (No. I could give a shit.) |
| × I am a Libertarian. (Hmmm... I will have to think about this one. I do agree with some of their views...) |
× I can speak more than one language. (Je parle Francais un peu. I hope that was right. I speak so little of it that I can not mark this. I wish I could though.) |
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (You know, this one is an "it depends" kind of question. If I am exhausted, I can sleep anywhere... like when I didnt feel well and was really tired and I fell asleep in the audience of a STOMP concert. I'm good.) |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Sometimes this is very true. When I don't want to think, and I just want mindless entertainment, then TV is the way to go. Otherwise I love getting caught up in a good book.) |
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Hell no. I like Jean-Claude and gang damn it.) |
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Um... who hasn't?) |
| × I have no piercings. (Does 8 count as none? ;)) |
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (I spent the night at the airport twice. Once in the line waiting to check in with a friend, we slept on the floor... until my asst band director that happened to be a judge there kicked me to wake me up. He thought it was funny. The other time I had a 5:55 AM flight and got to the airport at like 11 PM. I wound all my bags around me, and went to sleep. There are other times at other places but... that is enough.) |
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Um. This is written weird. I guess I have been so upset over my body I cried? Then yes. If it is literal, and I was so upset over all of women in general, then no.) |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Nope. My parents are together and we don't celebrate Christmas.) |
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Not really. I mean, it may have crossed my mind, but not in a significant way.) |
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Hell yes. Animals are cool, they forgive easily, they are always loving, they don't judge... I could go on and on.) |
| ✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Somewhere I have a Playstation, Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, N64, Nintendo, Super Nintendo... so yes.) |
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Now that 3 of my limbs are injured, yes. That could be quite painful.) |
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Huh? Why exactly would I have done this?) |
| ✓ I am compulsively honest. (For the most part. I don't offer up information, but if asked, I am pretty honest.) |
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Um. No.) |
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (HELL NO. Hell would have to move to Antarctica.) |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (Um. No. No gender indentity issues here.) |
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (No, although some days I give up on boys.) |
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Well, not because I forgot to.) |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (No. I have nothing but my fans on.) |
× I dislike milk. (Mmmm. Milk.) |
× I obsessively wash my hands. (No, just when I need to.) |
| ✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (I have my two rings that my wifey and my wifey in law have too.) |
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I think that would itch.) |
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Nah. Sometimes I am aware, and other times I don't care, and am faily oblivious.) |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I would probably. I love my mommy.) |
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (um. no.) |
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (I am sure I have at one point or another. I dont care what others think of the things I like.) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (No, thankfully.) |
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (I am marking this because most of the time, I feel for people, but every once in a while, I could give a shit (usually if I could give a shit about the person) and I just want to shut their whiny asses up.) |
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Not a drag race, per say, but we played against another car in traffic and jumped in front of each other back and forth. I think we were going 105-110. I wasn't driving, and it wasn't smart, but damn did we make good time.) |
| ✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (If it is very funny, I get it. Some things that other people laugh at though, I just stare.) |
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I don't care. As long as it isn't me getting forced to do it, whatever floats their boats.) |
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (I like to, my jaw, on the other hand, does not like me to.) |
| ✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I don't care about going back in time for history, I just want to use a time machine!) |
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Heh. Thankfully I remember where mine is.) |
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I am sure I did. I can't remember examples, but I am sure I did.) |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Yes, I do. I think it would makes things a little better at least.) |
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Never have, never will.) |
✓ I love to sing. (To myself. In the car/shower/bedroom. Not in front of anyone else.) |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (No, I do not want to. Yes, I currently do.) |
× I have a custom-built computer. (Nope. Got my laptop with the features it came with (a little upgraded, but not custom).) |
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Rawr.) |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (This questions is just... ew.) |
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Nope.) |
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Over the years... yes.) |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. (I love Mexican food.) |
× I'm Irish and loving it. (Nope...) |
× I have a thing for redheads. (Not really.) |
| × I am a twin! (Nope. That would be cool though.) |
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (This one is hard... I don't like to party or anything, but I don't consider watching tv, reading, or chatting on line as "intellectual.") |
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Not in my personal life, unfortunately. That is how I act when I work for a company though.) |
| ✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Of course!!! Who wouldn't? I don't care if those mistakes got me to where I am today. I'd like to be in a better place, thanks.) |
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (If I can, I usually do.) |
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I don't think I have accomplished all that much to be proud of, but hey... I could always be prouder.) |
| ✓ I need more time to myself. (I get a hell of a lot of time to myself, but I still get annoyed when things happen and I am forced to hang out with people.) |
× I wish I was more open-minded. (Not really. I think I am very open-minded.) |
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Um... no.) |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. (Hehe. Yes!) |
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (Oh. Anime. Got it. No clue what Ch. 58 is.) |
× I say random things to freak people out. (No, not often.) |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Like I said before. No idea what happens in Death Note, so I don't care about the ending.) |
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (I wouldn't say "love" but it is fun sometimes.) |
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Depends on the song.) |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Um, music just makes me smile usually...) |
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I don't do sports.) |
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (WTF? Yes!) |
| ✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Yes! Very much so! *hugs flist*) |
× I can only hate someone that I love. (No... no, I can definitely hate someone that I just hate.) |
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Nope... never.) |
